Below are the 10 most recent journal entries recorded in Paint's LiveJournal:

Saturday, September 24th, 2005
2:46 pm	Lets see I woke up at 4 am and couldn't go back to sleep and I've been surfing the web pretty much ever since. I was GOING to do some stuff outside today but mom has the stupid landscapers here again. >.< Theyre nice guys and all but I don't want to see them EVERY DAY. Ugh. Okay, onto what I learned online today. It is hard to find volunteer programs for teens wanting to study forestry or landscape architecture. I worked for 3 years at this Wildlife Sanctuary but all I was doing there was feeding and cleaning the exibit animals and occasionally cleaning up the trails. I was part of a bridge building project ONCE, that was like the major construction project of the three years. And I didn't even get to do much. All they'd let me do is carry the tools. It was okay though, cuz when I worked for the SCA in the summer of 2004 I got to build a real bridge with trees we actually cut down. Not just lumber bought from home depot. so there. *blows raspberry* damn beer belly bastards... Hmm.. but yea. Tricky finding decent programs around here. I like building stuff but I need to learn HOW. I guess I'll try talking to the college advisor monday... or maybe just stopping by the good old sactuary and see if they have any info. Current Mood: exhausted Current Music: Dwarves - Free Cocaine (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
10:29 pm	Teachers are freaky. My Advisor randomly came up to me today on the way to Chapel and was like "Are you making friends?" I was like, um.... She gave me my answer though, I love when they do that. She was like "Are you just not interested in making friends with people here?" So i was just like, yup, that's it. Ah... weirdos. Seriously though, it's not like I don't WANT to hang out with people it's just that there's no one that I really like talking to. The girls are interested in the dumbest shit and I feel weird trying to talk to the guys. Eh, whatever. Onto other things. I am wonderful and awesome and all that crap. List of good things I've done this year so far 1. Got an A on my history test. I was one of only TWO people who did. 2. Wrote a 4 page paper in 2 hours. It's only a homework grade, so it doesn't actually need to be that good. Thank god. 3. Basically I haven't gotten under a B on anything I've done so far and I've only missed one homework assignment which was in french class. Booya! Honor roll here I come! I NEED Honor roll, 1. Because it'll help with the whole college thing and 2. Both of my study halls will become free periods! Woot! On the opposite end of the spectrum, if I get a C in any class I get put on Academic Probation which means both my study halls will turn into MANDATORY TUTORIAL SESSIONS. So yea... I got insentive to work my ass off this year. Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: Danzig - How The Gods Kill (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
5:13 pm	No one liked my last entry? It was funny! I'm still laughing my ass off! Fuck y'all. Eh, I think I have a lesbian teacher-ish person. Well maybe two. No I am not seeing lesbians everywhere, I have good cause to believe these two are. Theyre both cool and all, nice. Still, it feels kinda weird. Theyre both looking out for me I can tell, and like giving me all these special privleges and stuff. I dunno, I should be happy bout it but it just makes me feel weird. Another thing! I almost think I am incapable of having a crush on a lesbian?!? Not in referance to these two teacher-ish people. Ones older than my mother and the other... I dunno. Not my type. Eh, I dunno. I think my mind and heart have decided to get together and be pricks. Not letting me have crushes on the only potentially gay girls I know *grumblegrumble* Current Mood: aggravated Current Music: White Town - Your Woman (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 11th, 2005
12:20 am	Just got back from the fair. I forgot how much fun it is. I only went on like 3 ride, we spent most the time by the porter-johns. I swear, when the old group gets together we all like regress to childhood. We went into the equestrian center where they hand out free stuff just like we do every year. Of course everyone got little bags and started raiding the booths. All they hand out are like pencils and stickers but then, we got to the shrine of the fair, the safe sex booth. Everyone grabbed like 5 condoms so we left with tons. We went back to the porter-johns and.... you know where this is headed.... put them EVERYWHERE. One of the girls blew one up as a balloon, which isnt unusual, but she wouldnt stop! The thing got huge like 3 feet long and a foot wide. We were busting up laughing. When she went to tie it though it touched the ground and the grass popped it. Banana flavored lube went all over her face. Ah it was fun. I love being immature. I'm a complete dick when I do it though. I get all giggly and shit, pisses me off. Anyways, it was fun. We shook the porter-johns too. I was slamming into one, rocking it and the guy inside musta been taking a dump or something cuz he had been in there a loooong time. But anyways, as i was rocking it he started going off. He was like "WHO THE FUCK IS DOING THAT?!" so i ran off... I could just see him coming out with his pants still down to kick my ass. Current Mood: mischievous (Comment on this)
Friday, September 9th, 2005
4:11 pm	Horror Movie Marathon P.G County Fair Pizza A lovely weekend indeed. Current Mood: relaxed (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 6th, 2005
8:13 pm	I had something interesting to write earlier. I swear. I was like, "damn, that would make an awesome entry". But I forgot what it was. Sorry. On to the non-inspired boring entry then. We are having MORE landscaping done on our yard. I think mom's getting into this whole home makeover thing. I don't even want to guess at how much moneys been spent on it. Plus, she cut down the snake tree. We have this huge snake that hangs out in the tree, she doesn't like it cuz when she parks its right by her window, but I always thought it was cool. The snake was probably gone anyways though, the landscapers caught it once. I made them let it go but they probably traumatized it. Moths keep getting into my room, I can't figure out how. There are like a thousand of em. Makes me sad because they keep dying, or i accidentally hit one and hurt it. I've done more bug mercy killings than I can count cuz their wings get broken or they get half crushed. Makes me sad, they wouldn't be dying if I could figure out how they were getting in. That was happy wasn't it? K, something funny. My teachers are all like... crazy fresh-out-of-college guys right. They are insane, but one in particular is just weird. He reads Tarot cards... Told us he wouldn't tell us our fortune, bastard. He explained the whole deck to us though. EDIT: I remembered what my wonderful entry was gonna be about! I had a conversation. With living breathing people. It was... interesting. I mean, I can have conversations with people, but I didn't feel weird this time for some reason. Maybe cuz one of the guys in the group was high on I dunno what and mesmerized by the fact that the maple tree's leaves outside the window looked like pot. Ah private school. Current Mood: weird Current Music: The Coasters-Little Egypt (Comment on this)
Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
4:11 pm	People piss me off. I swear. So much bitching, and I know I bitch all the time, but I don't hear myself the same way I hear other people. bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch we really should hurry up and blow ourselves up. (note, that was me BITCHING) I look at this right? And I feel all superior and shit. Like I'm enlightened. Like, I can point a finger and say, you complain too much! That's just more bitching though. Then I think, how bout those stupid people who don't really care that the world's gonna end? Those people that smile at you, and wave, and think that everyone is nice and perfect. Maybe they're the enlightened ones. I think I wanna be dumb and happy. Maybe I can give myself some sort of head trauma... Current Mood: contemplative (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 2nd, 2005
12:27 pm	Spotted this on sugues page, decided to take it XD The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate Level 2 (Lustful) High Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High Level 7 (Violent) Very High Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test Current Mood: chipper Current Music: Bob McFadden & Dor-The Beat Generation (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 1st, 2005
8:03 pm	I have come down from the heavens and deigned to share my thoughts with you. *choir sings* First off, I would like to say I am very self absorbed, yet obsessed with pretending to care about other people. I am about as teen angsty as you can get, but from this point forward I will deny all allegations of such. I am not very creative or smart, but I did manage to come up with a system that makes me seem so. That system is..... dun dun dun DUN... I act stupid (on purpose and by accident), so when I do something NOT stupid, I seem like a genius. It seems to work for the most part. Now onto the exciting events of my day! I drove to school... got there early. Pretended to be doing last minute homework so nobody would try to talk to me. Finally went to class. Managed to say something stupid (not on purpose), and marked it down as my stupid act of the day. I try to do one every day. It makes the rest of the day more enjoyable. I had 5 classes total which included both my study halls, so I only had to actually go to 3 classes. SWEET. Then I drove home. It was a half day by the way. Um, on the drive home I looked up from my dashboard for a moment, and noticed, "hey, people don't like using turn signals," then promptly looked BACK down at the dashboard. I made it home alive *there was much rejoicing* Went to sleep, got online. Woohoo. Okay... I'm off to do... stuff. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 28th, 2005
3:26 am	I have a LJ account. WOOHOO o.o (Comment on this)